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Boo hoo
My best mate has gone for 6 months. Thing is, he's pretty much my boyfriend, and, even weirder, the father of my child.

We went out last night, got sloshed, and he went early. I broke down into what can only be described as...HYSTERIA! An inconsolable mess, I was in floods of tears, telling any of my mates that would listen how my best mate, boyfriend, the father of my child and the love of my life were away for six months. [one girl got confused and thought I was a gamer...]I couldn't leave the bogs for half an hour with poor mate Steph trying to make me feel better.

Just give me the razor blades now... *full certified emo*... well I was last night. I'm alright now, save for the fact I'm STILL bastard hungover!

And I'm sure yas don't even care anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:30, archived)
I present this evidence to the court .
Women are fucking emotional timebombs.

The prosecution rests.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:32, archived)
tut
pregnant women are.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
And you arent married?
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
It looks like we're going to have to have another stoning.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
*buys beard*

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:46, archived)

buys marries
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)
does he know he is the father of your child?

(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
Hang on, you got horrifically drunk and you're pregnant?

Good going on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)
misogyny friday?
oh wait. it's misogyny day every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
What the hell does mysogny mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
i spell like a retard.

(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
Typical fucking woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
I rephrase my question
what does misogyny mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
it's someone
who examines japanese soup at an odd angle
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:42, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:44, archived)
The hatred of women.
“Every organized patriarchal religion works overtime to contribute its own brand of misogyny” (Robin Morgan).
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)

Morgan Johnson

'night all, going home now
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:49, archived)
Someone that hates women

(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)
paws what are you wearing?
how will i recognise you in the pub?
And what time are you getting there?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:37, archived)
i shall be wearing brown knee length shorts,
a green top and will be carrying my wicker bicycle basket.
i will most likely be covered in paint too.
time depends on the electrician man helping me connect up the motor on my piece of art i'm making. i imagine about 8ish. what time are you thinking of getting there?
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
a motor in a piece of art??!
photos! details!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:45, archived)
oh, i will bore you all with photos when it's finished.
i promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)
please do.
i'm intruiged.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 17:11, archived)
i shall be there just after 7 but can only stay for an hour or so.
i hope i don't miss you!

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:45, archived)
oh ok.
well i shall make a special effort to nag the electrician man to hurry up a bit then.
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)
Shut your face and darn my socks
bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
hahahaha
YES!

Another correct assumption from our correspondent in Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)

Women are fucking emotional timebombs. cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:41, archived)
The lesbians are
not sure about the straight'uns though
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:44, archived)
Who the hell are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:32, archived)
Where's he going?
I bet he'll still miss you like fuck and be dying to get back to see you again anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
Scotland somewhere
I;'m in Middlesbrough.


Other person: I'm sammi, i been using b3ta talk a while now
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
oh
so not that far then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:40, archived)
How come he's going there?
That's not that far, a train will get you to within a decent distance of him, and you're pretty far north already, you could say get the train up and stay with him for the weekend once a month and he could do the same for you once a month so you'd see him two weekends a month, that way the 6 months would fly by
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:42, archived)
Working there.
With dogs.

/has a fresh, worried look on the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:55, archived)

fuck a hole in the head
see you rut your sister ragged
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
No, not really

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
Well you're completely right at least once in that post.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:33, archived)
To go drinking while pregnant?
More of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
Right. Well. Now then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
ahoy

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)
awww *hugs*
6 months will fly by and he will be back before you know it :)
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
6 months
Ach it'll fly by. Besides, nowhere's that far you couldn't travel if you really wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:34, archived)
Don't fucking bet on it.
/not helping
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
In 6 months
you can get to most places and back. Unless he's been posted to a war zone.

Edit: Scotland to Middelsborough? That's hardly anything, pah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:38, archived)
I thought she meant she wasn't going to see him AT ALL for six months?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:44, archived)
She seems to think
Scotland is the end of the Earth.

Here be dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:46, archived)
I wish MY other half lived as near as Scotland! Fucking hell...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:49, archived)
I spent a year
with someone who lived in North Wales - now that was a challenge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:50, archived)
On the basis that you might run into Sprinkles or SSG?
Jesus...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:53, archived)
Yeah
I escaped that fate.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)
Who's SSG?
And what are they like?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:58, archived)
Sir Sand Goblin.
And, a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 17:08, archived)
Eeeeeeeeeeemooooooooooooooooooo
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)
When she finally gets back here,
I'll think of you as I'm sliding it in, and smile...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)
GAYER

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:59, archived)
Yup.
As gay as they cum. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 17:09, archived)
Incorrect placement of vowels there

(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:46, archived)
Indeed
In wrote Middelsex on something earlier today too.

Spakcy fingers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)
Tee hee,
you said sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)
it's not forever
buck up, you're only down because you've chosen to be; chose not to be
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
Oh yes this

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
*pats* Poor dear.
Does he know that you're interested in him beyond his abilities as a sperm bank and friend?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:35, archived)
He asked me out last night
I said I'd see... I mean 6 months away isn't the perfect start to a relationship is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:39, archived)
Is he on Shetland or in Barlinnie Prison?
Why can't you go and visit him? Scotland is less than two spits and a swallow away from middlesborough.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)
What you need
Is a bit of cock.

*offers*
(bobda rocking round the clock since, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
here are
all the people that care
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
Drunk girl becomes hysterical... Amazing.
*is amazed*
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:36, archived)
I've never gotten hysterical in my life
except last night. I used to silently cuss hysterical girls. Soddit
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:43, archived)
Can't imagine why he's going away for 6 months...

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:44, archived)
He's leaving her
because she doesn't wear matchng socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:47, archived)
and gets pissed while carrying his baby

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:50, archived)
That's a relief.
For a horrible moment I feared he might just be doing a runner because he'd accidentally got an emotionally unstable teenager pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:51, archived)
That too.
But the one black, one multicoloured sock thing is the most worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 16:57, archived)