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hi all
how is everyone,

meh, getting worried i could be a father 2 months early as the missus is in the maternity ward at hospital,

*so tired but cant sleep*

//rant\\
£2.90 for 24 hours of fucking freeview HOSPITAL TV CAN CUNT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
I noticed earlier that I have two new freeview channels
Virgin 1 & Nuts TV.
Fucking Nuts TV.
Bollocks if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
virgin 1 is ok
nuts tv is wank, i would rsther watch kids tv than that drivel. i noticed ABC1 has gone too bastards, where will my scrubs fix come from now
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
ABC1 irritated me
Adverts immediately after the scrubs theme tune, & then again just before the end.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
They did this on all shows.
I watched it mainly for 8 Simple Rules
because I am hopelessly in love with Kaley Cuoco.
/cue the Worth1000 pic.....
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)
*googles*
*fwaps*
*smokes cigarette*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
I demand to see it
And the photo also
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
i hope she is the dark haired mum
if not


NONCE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
pffft
did you know the *younger* sister is actually 8 years older than Kaley?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
i have no idea
i saw it on abc and it never was funny
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
I dont know
It has its moments
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE PERP

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
NEIL NEIL ORANGE PEEL

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

tv
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
6/10

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
ABC1 has gone from Virgin and Sky
/got both
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
Are my eyes broken
or do the S's go upwards?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
After 6 glasses of Dettol anything's possible mate.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
I have all the booze *smug*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
bollocks tv

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
It's fuck all to do with you
Pin Dick
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
*ROFLEZ*

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)
LOLZ
Good night , Dwarf Boy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
Kiss my ring fucko.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
Oh dear, what's the situation?
contractions or another kind of complication?

Edit: Is it the L&D? They're very good at that kind of thing, both keeping pregnancies going and dealing with very tinies.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
'dilated 5cm'
you can see our house from here
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
they think it's very early labour
bump has had steriods fot thr lungs just in case, and wifey is currently being monitored like a hawk,
also baby has gone very low down, and there was slight evidence of waters breaking but that is unconfirmed

but on a good note they have told us she can have her mobile on in her room as long as it's off when the monitors come into the room

edit: yes it's the L&D
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
hospital TV is a rip off
and you don't need it.

also: good luck, and welcome to parenthood, it's a bumpy ride and there are no exits. Just hang on and hope for the best
(Dangermouse., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
i only paid the £2.90 so i could go on b3ta while at the hospital
whty dont they warn you it's windows CE Embedded and restricted grr
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
good luck on that
what's up with mrs hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
Ohhhh I hope everything is ok
that would put her at around 32/33 weeks - which means that babys lungs will be on the way to being very well developed, my nephew was born at 32 weeks and they kept him in NICU for a few weeks till he got a bit bigger and my SIL established Breastfeeding with him.

Fingers crossed and hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
both mine arrived at 42 weeks
the lazy bastards.
there was little short of a power winch that was getting them out
(Dangermouse., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
I went into labour at 7am on my due date with the eldest had him 23 hours later
and the little one was 4 days late with an 18 hour labour.

The youngest one funnily enough is lazier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)
a friend of mine had hers 5 weeks early
and more to the point, ON THE TOILET.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
good job she didn't flush then

(Dangermouse., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
she's 29 and 3 days
hence i'm bricking it
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
she is in the best place she could be
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)
try telling her that
luckily our sone is helping keep her calm,

how do 8 year old's do it?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
don't sweat too much
a close friend of mine had his 2 at 23 and 24 weeks, and they are totally fine
(Dangermouse., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
thats reassuring to know
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
no problem.
there's lots of parents on here and if you need 'owt, just holler
(Dangermouse., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
i'm one but rubbish
i just cry
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)
i bet your not
*passes tissues before you cry*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
That's not great but it's not too bad
especially as she has had a dose of dexamethasone, hopefully there will be time at least for another dose 48 hours later.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)
she was told she was getting one tomorrow
does that mean they know something that we dont?? *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
Nope, just means they are being careful, which is no bad thng

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)
that has indeed made me feel better,
thanks hun, how goes the bump?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
l'd slip off to the pub.
Labour takes longer than a pint, I hear.
(magnustoothpaste is friendly., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
why she in the ward?
early labour?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
VOTE CONSERVATIVE

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
and that's your MUM!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
you're not my favourite anymore
Baldmonkey wins now :oP
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)
So you're saying we have to fight to the death?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
Use blancmange missiles only.
And fight by the rules.
(magnustoothpaste is friendly., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)
pretty much,
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(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)
I'm giving Halo another chance on the laptop.
The swamp level is scaring the fuck out of me :(
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)