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Hello. I was going to start a 'what have you got in your pockets?' thread, so checked mine.
I had a couple of used jamrags in there that I'd forgotten about, and I've no idea how long they've been in there.

So, what is in your pockets?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)
same

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
Mobile.
£80
Credit Cards x2.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
Car keys.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
£80?
Flash get.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
£2.20
Mobile
Penguin Wrapper
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
I can beat JMG! Hurrah!
TWO sets of car keys, three credit cards, 200 quid in foreign currency and all my car documents.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
you can get a log book in your pocket?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)
Polish ones, yeah
they're the size of a credit card, but fold out into a three-page double-sided booklet with the MOT as a stamp inside it. The insurance is the same deal - all fits into a skinny little wallet, cos we don't have 7-day producers; if you're driving, you HAVE to have all your docs with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)
Lol, you have Benji in your pocket.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)
*looks confused*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:55, archived)
MoT.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)
Im still lost
what the fuck are you getting at?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:04, archived)
MoT's name is Benji.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)
WHO THE FUCK IS MOT?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:16, archived)
MASTER OF FUCKING TURNIPS.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
Also, there's nothing in my pockets but my desk has
monitor
keyboard
mouse
printer
big lever arch folder with all my work in it
Italian dictionary
£40 in SHINY COINS
Edward Monkton coaster
Company of Heroes CD I should put back in its case

On top of printer:
Play Piano with Muse book
Various schoolworky sheet things
The Night Life of the Gods - Thorne Smith

I think that's everything
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
But back to the topic at hand
USED JAMRAGS, WOMAN.
JESUS WEPT AND THEN THREW UP IN HIS MOUTH A LITTLE BIT.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
You are so very very ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)
a used hankie
a clean hankie
a mobile phone
credit card holder
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
have you ever wondered that
the reason you can't get cock is that you come out with the most repulsive things?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
Who says anything about 'can't'?
I don't actually seek any.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
Used jamrags?!

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
Seriously now.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
I'm feeling quite sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
i thought that you were supposed to flush them when you pulled them out

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
No, no, no! Bad!
Never flush jamrags.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
Yes, they swell up and block the pipes.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)
well dont keep them in your pockets ffs

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)
When I change them I pop the old one in my pocket
for hands-free conveyance to the bin afterwards. I forgot the putting-in-bin bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
That is fucking vile.
The fact that you don't even know how long they have been there repulses me. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)
I used to find her leftfield approach to being a human an amusing quirk
but now I have visions of a BBC news story fifty years in the future about an old woman buried under piles of her own cheap tat and half-devoured by ferile cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
but did we need to know?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)
Why don't you have a bin in your bathroom?
Do you at least put them in little plastic disposal bags?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
I wrap them up in the wrapper from the new one.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
You know
the good thing about the internet is you can choose what you type. You don't have to tell us you've got some old jamrags in there as that raises all sorts of completely revolting questions. Unless you're 90nz, in which case by now you're probably 3/4 through a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
lint
fluff
my hands (temporarily, while checking for other contents)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
Not fucking used fanny pads, anyway.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING IN YOUR POCKET?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
Well, would you want to carry around used fanny pads in your bare hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)
Is it really that far to a bin that you can't carry them?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
I need to wash my hands after going to the toilet,
and I can't do that if I have a fanny pad in my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)
are they not flushable?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
No, you're not meant to flush jamrags or tampons.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
That wasn't my question,
will they go down if you press flush?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
Yes, if you REALLY have to.
I have, if I can't get to a bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)
Probably,
but if the choice was between carrying it around and flushing it, then I'd carry it to the nearest bin, because it would fuck up the drains to flush it.

The thing is, almost all public toilets have bins in them, and common sense would dictate that Todd should have one next to her loo at home, so she wouldn't have to carry her jamrags about in her pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:50, archived)
No,
you can't flush jamrags. I think you can flush small tampons, though. I've never used them, so I wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)
Why don't you have a bin in your bathroom?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
We do,
but I think a collective bin of three people's jamrags is gross. I take mine away and put them in my own bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)
Not as gross as having them in your pocket.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)
There's a collective bin
of two people's jamrags in my bathroom. It is not gross. It doesn't smell, as all the jamrags are in disposal bags.

Why do you think it's any grosser than having them in your pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)
Because it's other people's jamrags.
I don't find my own ones disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:54, archived)
Or at the very least a nappy baggie.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)
They're already in a clean wrapper.
I don't put them loose in my pocket; that would be gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)
But there are bins in most toilets, and on the street if you were in public.
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
Jesus fucking Christ.
You must REEK girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
I was exaggerating somewhat when I said 'no idea';
they won't be older than Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)
I'm going to be sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
Here, use this tissue
then put it in your pocket when you've finished.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
For fuck's sake, how dirty do you think a fanny pad is?
I bet you change your pants every day too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
Are you doing this on purpose now, as a wacky parody of yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)
Yes, yes I do.
Just like the majority of normal, clean people with a basic grasp of hygiene.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)
It's a waste product, and is made up of a little blood and mostly body tissue
You are basically carrying around rotting matter. This starts to smell the moment it has contact with the air, getting worse the longer you leave it. This is why personal hygiene is so important when you are on the blob.

It's also why mooncups fit internally, so the menses doesn't have contact with air until you remove it for cleaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)
It's not in contact with the air;
it's rolled up tight in a wrapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:52, archived)
Bollocks, the wrapper is not sealed and they've been in there for two days.
THEY WILL SMELL AND SO YOU WILL YOU, YOU JUST DON'T NOTICE YOUR OWN STENCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:58, archived)
You seem to be under the impression I'm carrying around a nappy full of bacon rashers.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)
Exactly.
You must fucking reek.

It's not blood, it's bodily tissue, and will be rotting. Basic fucking hygiene - DISPOSE OF THEM IN THE BIN AS SOON AS YOU REMOVE THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
there really is something wrong with you
I think you need to go back to school and learn about 'basic human hygiene', for example, washing, and not carring around 3-day old cuntrags in your pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
Still fucking bad enough!
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)
wallet
containing:
visa
driving licence
£20
donorcard
oystercard
south african stores discount
a prophylactic for means of birth control

phone
car keys
halls keys
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
I have one purple hairband in my pocket.
No blob rags.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:42, archived)
Thats fucking vile.
On an equally vile note my mates found that one their house mates has been hoarding used tampons in her drawer in the bathroom. There is no reason anyone can think of other than (i) some weird fetish or (ii) a mental health issue.
(yacob, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:48, archived)
Maybe she was too embarrassed to put them in the bin in case someone saw?
Some people are oddly prudish about things like that. When I first started blobbing I'd smuggle washing powder into my room and wash my pants in a bucket rather than let them be seen by anyone else doing a communal wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)
I think you'll find that's just you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 2 Dec 2007, 21:59, archived)
then she could pop them in a bin
at any time in her room (next to the bathroom) or down the chute outside - just not keep them, for apparently a few weeks in drawer in a communal bathroom.
(yacob, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 22:01, archived)