<de-lurks, makes first post on Talk board>
What a difference a day makes. 24 hours ago "I want us to die together".
Tonight - she's gone. We had nothing in common apparently.
Ho hum, yes I am looking for the sympathy vote here.
Sod it, I loved her and the sex was aces...oh well.
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

tell the internet
But tell us the juicy bits first
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

I don't care.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Bit harsh
Takes guts to post this sort of thing online, £20 says he's got bigger Kahonas then you
(MrTM, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

20 pounds Bou has bigger kahonas

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

20 pounds to Bou
is just a quick shit
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

and she'll wee on your hands afterwards

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

BzZz...

bugger.
(bou bees, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

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( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

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( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

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( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

really?
I didn't realise that everyone on livejournal were so brave.

Oh and before we get in to a discussion about the size of testicles, i'd like to point out i've had the mumps.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

But I bet his Cojones are tiny
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

No, it takes a tendency for attention seeking.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

possibly
but much more a sense of not being alone when one feels lonely.

What else are our posts here for, if not to garner attention ?
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

Insult
yes, definitely to insult
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

Either get some real life friends,
or bugger off to livejournal.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

err
I have lots of real life friends, but don't fancy calling them at nearly midnight on a school night...
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

Jesus, I didn't truly grasp the height of the situation
here I was thinking that you would never touch a girl again, that you where close to death.

Get over it, move on, ask Springy for her MSN
( DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

Spoken by a master.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

*takes a bow*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

Who ever you are you quite clearly a bigger fucking retard than 'Mordred'

( MONO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

No it doesn't
It takes guts to tell people you know.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

sorry to hear
write a song about a goose, or a extinct bastarding animal
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

LOL
No, I mean, aw, poor you.

I've never experienced anything like that before... no sir-ee
*looks innocent*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

She's a filthy whore and not worth the salt you'd waste crying about her.
Fuck her, man. She doesn't know what the fuck she's thrown away, you were the best thing that happened to her.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

You never left me though... you're my best mate.

( Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

flappers will you be my wingman?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

and by that, I mean can we run round bars
making airplane noises saying "what ho" and "toodlepip old fellow"
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

Please wear scarves with wire in them.

( Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

and leather caps with goggles sewn in!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

Does this mean I have to pull the minger mate
while you get off with the stunner?

HELL YES!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

*fives all round*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

I guess you've joined the singles club then
*Offers friendly pat on shoulder*

Better off fella, if the lass is that changeable.

Welcome, by the way.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

Funny, I didn't hear mum get back.

( Druid, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

At least you didn't die with her!

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

How long had you been together?
Care to give me more gossip?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

7 months
OK, not long, but at the seriously about to move in stage. Strange lass...oh well. At least there was no argument - I just came home to an empty house (she'd been staying here for yet another long weekend).
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

Uh huh
Did you know she was strange before today?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

yes, I did.
Sad fact of life #207 - mad women are the best at the sex. Why, God, WHY ??!!!??
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

all women are crazy

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

If that was true
I must have had the bad sex I did with some fairly convincing transvestites.
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

Because only a mentalist would fuck you?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

possibly.
But I think only a mentalist would shag any man - look at us, we're horrible ! Apologies to any women of the female persuasion and gay men on the board.
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

Speak for yourself
you ugly single cunt.
:)
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

Then why did you think about living with her?
This seems silly.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

yes, well
one can believe that they will change. It's called love - i.e. an act of knowing self-deception and blindness to the inevitabilities of life. Plus, don't forget, good sex - first I'd had in 14 years. That counts for a lot. Plus we did actually have fun together as long as we stayed away from "real life"...
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

So it was mainly a sex thing?
That's not a good reason.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

There are loads of other women
at least one of them will be less shit.

Get pissed, move on, shag a few, live life.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

Very very good advice

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

Best you find out now
that she's a shiftless, spineless, respectless cunt, than later.

Unless of course she's unearthed the really nasty porn and is so sickened by you that she just had to run. In which case, my apologies to her.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

no
that was all deleted beforehand. And she's crap with IT. And it wasn't *that* nasty anyway (searches for the undelete software in anticipation of the solo nights ahead).
( I_Was_Mordred, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

Will you have sex with me?

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

yes.
yes i will
( Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

Have a wank
or two

Edit: oh and welcome to /talk, don't worry, things'll get better, or something
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

Your life is over, you may as well top yourself.

( MONO!, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

she obviously didnt think enough of you to hang around
and was lying about the death part. probably to make you love her until she was done with you
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

I've had her, she was rubbish

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

ignore MONO (sorry MONO)
and watch this instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntiLCJoFLGY
Something about the way you typed 'oh well' reminded me of the way Melchett mourns the loss of the fair Georgiana...
( vladimir, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

i'm with her

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

Me too
*spitroast fives*
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

I'm raping you on the rebound

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)