Everything is shit and life is futile.
As demonstrated by the desire to spend your days typing out mudane drivel in a circle-jerk attempt to see if you can all keep each other entertained.

I'm going to the park to do fun shit and see people. Fuck you all.
(billygoat, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

I hope you kill yourself out of despair once you get there.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

^this

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

You too, you dull cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Hahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Toodle pip

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

kthnksbye

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

You mean drink and stare at people who will never be your friend?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

clickin' dis

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)

Yeah, well done
go outside, take in oxygen, breath out CO₂, look at the ducks, use up the energy you took in this morning by plodding around in empty circles, burning all those joules on absolutely nothing creative whatsover, then spend the next four days telling everyone in the office how you went for a walk at the weekend and how empty their lives were in comparison, when all you did was be as complicated as a fucking fern whilst contributing fuck all to life in general or the advancement of humanity in particular.

You pompous, arrogant, respiratory prick.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

YES!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

fag0t = yu0

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Good for you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

the park to do fun shit and see people

another website in the hope I'll be accepted there.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:45, archived)

Aww we wuv woo too

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

Haha, yeah.
www.fmylife.com/health/1153629
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I like response #19

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

Hahahaa

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

GOOD LORD A PARK?
OTHER PEOPLE?

I can only dream of living your life
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

I've heard tale
of fields of green
with see-saws & with swing
surely this
heaven on earth
is only a mythical thing?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

I went to the park on a fine spring day
and laughed and gambolled my time away
then returned home, with a triumphant feel
to crush society beneath my heel.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

"I'm off to the park!"
he said with a shout
"to hide in the bushes
& bang one out!"
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)