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Hello you pack of cunts
How the fuck are you, then? What's everyone up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)
I'm going to finish this beer,
go for a fag, then go to bed.

I'm knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
You're shit.
Give me a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
They're Richmond, mind.
They aren't for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
I've got some Mayfair Menthols if you're interested

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
FAGGOT
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
Says yer man smoking menthols.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
Pah!
Disturbingly, I am now on nearly 20 a day :(

I should probably get on the rollies soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
Uh oh.
Respiratory problems ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
Haha!
I've actually had weird chest pains once or twice the past couple of months, but I'm sure it's fuck all.

I started smoking menthols to make me less addicted to nicotine. Somehow it's recently gone the opposite way and they have very little effect these days :(

I think I need to go back to the regular, stinky fags :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
Menthol can hurt your chest aswell, people only think they're less harmful.
they're not really.


God I want a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
They have about 50% less shite in them
I got used to having less nicotine, went on a couple of drunken benders and now for some reason crave more than should be possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
It's not only the nicotine that's harmful, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
Nicotine is the least of the problems
But it's what keeps you going.

I've tried patches, gum, and inhalators. They were all fucking shit.

I got myself used to 2 fags within a 7 hour work shift, lost the job and enjoyed the new-found freedom a BIT TOO MUCH :P
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
something somewhere has been beeping for the last three days
i don't know what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
How annoying.
Our smoke alarm used to do that. I broke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
The oven?
Our oven is shit and it's always beeping.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
yeah that's probably it

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
actually, it's in the neighbours' garden
fuck it, i'm moving next week anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
I'm about to go to bed.
I've been pirating G1 emulators and roms.

Tell Noit to get to the torrents, for the full versions of the megadrive and nes emus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
Cool.
I'd say I will, but I'll probably forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
He needs Twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
He has it, never uses it though

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
That's rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)
I found out today the jobcentre is still giving me lots of money
even after I told them I'm working
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
Hurray!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
I'm going to spend it on a top hat
also a monacle
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
I am now massively drunk
I've also had a political debate on /links, but I don't have the attention span for it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
I'm quite amazed that I managed to spell all that correctly.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
Hurray,
Drunk is good,
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
Except for when you ask people you know for shags and blame it on a visiting relative the next day
/done that TOO MANY TIMES NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
Online, I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
Em, okay.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
I CAN'T HELP IT
I'm out of the habit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
Also, 'shags' may have given the wrong impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
I'll be honest with you here Nick, I don't know what you're on about.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
/links are very easily offended.
I managed to upset someone the other day by telling them that I thought a band they like are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
They are, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)
They deleted the thread as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)
I'm hammered.
And not a student. And happy and sad at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
YAYAYAYAYAY
HAI LIMEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY HEADPHONES.
The right one is fine, but the left one is intermittent and patchy, but seems stable if I move the cable about. Is the problem my headphones or my ipod?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
Headphones, I'd say.
My earphones died this week. I hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)
Are they still under warranty?
The earphones I have are amazing for a month, then go all shit and quiet. I'm hoping to return them as often as possible before they tell me to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)