I've made a few notes.Mykeyboy
Ah Mykey, where to start? After all there is so much of him to cover.
I'll miss his thought provoking faux-racist posts, his deliciously unsuccesful attempts to deflect fat jokes by making bad ones himself but most of all I'll miss Gazzing people the jokes about them he sends to me behind their back whilst he pretends to have them on ignore.
Piston broke
It's not really fair to bully someone because they inhabit the shit end of the Autistic spectrum, or becuase they probably collect pewter dragons with jewels for eyes, however, it does entertain me. I'll miss his ability to sour any social interaction by being pedantic, irritating and just plain scary.
Sexface
I always thought he was quite amusing, in fact I used to see something of Wormulus in Sexface. This all changed when I got the tearful phonecalls from his girlfiend (my ex) late at night. I was happy to help, I just resented the fact that it was happening at all.
Also, no matter how he slices it, he tried to chat me up on MSN on Valentines day thinking I was a girl. Congratulations Sexface.
Mongychops
Someone once told me that Mongy was offline friends with Rathen, I really hope this is true as it makes it all seem a little bit friendlier and less creepy. I'd much rather he stayed on one side or the other of the troll fence, you always knew where you stood with Rathen.
Bob Todd
Autistic and frightening.
Moon Girl Technologies
Hands like dinner plates. I never had the guts to ask their gender.
Sammi
There is a portrait of Sammi in her attic that gets progressivly less deformed the more she posts on the internet, cruel really. Shallowness to one side, also not the brightest crayon in the box with an irritating characteristic of thinking they are good at arguing, when they really, really aren't.
Donkey Gums
What the fuck are you doing? Don't post on here, they're all mental. Get out whilst you still can.
Also, no offence but you look like a rapist/scarecrow.
Gilgamesh
He can't read this, becuase it has too many line breaks and has the words 'COCK TUESDAY' and 'ym' in. I was never really able to take him seriously, given that he posts the same thing every day and has something wrong with his brain. I never really understood how making pisstaky versions of the things that we consider shit is any less shit.
Is a 'OMG FOOD THREAD' better than a 'Food Thread'? Not sure.
I suspect he has me on ignore anyway becuase of how shit and repetitive I am. I hope the irony of that is not wasted on anyone.
Bud
When b3tans disapear for a bit I'm normally a bit sad. When Bud stopped doing his thing I was relieved and b3ta got really good, really quickly for about a week. Thanks mate.
Goatworrier
I was just beginning to get along with you.
Jam Master Geordie
At first I was a skeptic, but I see the genius of it now.
He sums up /talk perfectly, a fat person who thinks he better than some other fat people, pretending to be a fat person who thinks he's better than other fat people. It's like a wonderful performance mediated through the internet, brilliant stuff.
Esme
A larger girl, on the internet with a BIG PERSONALITY! Look out!
I can't really comment given that I can't ever remember having read one of her posts, despite her being top of the weekly stats.
Background Noisers, your Queen is here.
baldmonkey
I'll miss you, you do make me laugh. Just for the record, your podcast is painfully shit, even with the cutest child in the world on it. I think it probably amounts to abuse, stop it.
Also, your performance at the CHB bash was the ultimate act of kerazee zaneeeeness it didn't suit you.
Blue Star
Tits like kitchen binbags at cleaning out time. Another classic example of fat short girl with BAGS OF PERSONALITY that b3ta seems to breed. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else, they all blend into one another.
Friz
I find him supremely irritating and I'm not sure why. It also upsets me that he has absorbed the fatface meme, I'd much rather use it as a genuine insult, he looks like the Churchill dog.
Congratulations! you can rewrite pop lyrics and play the song on a piano whilst singing it! No really, congratulations! That's some daring stuff right there. I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of your satire, no siree. Fame awaits this talented young man, either that or something more appropriate, like a cruise-liner cabaret singer.
Karl Hysteria/Dekion
Reading their posts transports me back to my youth, posting things on newgrounds like it mattered.
Kill yourselves, now. All those things that you imagine will happen if you do this will come true, I promise. You'll be the best the world never had and everyone will mourn your passing. Either that or you'll spend the rest of your lives in the Midlands.
I've deliberatly grouped you together as I routinely forget which one is which.
Supermatt
You fucking freak of nature. You look like the internet made flesh, you're not quite as skin-crawlingly crippled as Turb0t though, so well done you and remember - Ladies love a dancer! and batman comics, you noobling.
Pickle Fairy
I meant every word I said to you. You imbecile.
Woodside
I could fill pages about you.
I'm sure you could contribute so much to the world, you're obviously not a total moron. I love how you extol the virtues of your own agenda whilst making huge assumptions about other people, I was choking with laughter when you called me 'an enemy of the people', I hope it was intentionally funny.
On a serious note, I suspect lazier and stupider people will beat you in the game of life. The world is not a meritocracy and nobody like chippy communists, sorry, you are broken, not the world.
rnuk
Get a fucking grip, you don't look like some steampunk alternative, you look like a chav from Manchester that's borrowed his Grandad's clothes. I hope one day you catch a glimpse of youself in a window and think about this and have a little cry. Console yourself with this though, your penis is bigger than mine, someone told me.
Captain Wow
You patronising bitch, stop refering to your boyfriend as 'the wife' it does my fucking nut in. Also, just becuase you have an opinion on something, doesn't mean it's worth sharing. Thanks.
Gonzo
The hairy Jew. Bles you gonz, you haven't a bad bone in your body. Apart from the bone in your brain, you spastic. Were you kept in a fridge whilst the other Jews went to school? Fucking hell mate.
Also stop smoking and bathe more.
rosalicious
Every forum needs a fat thief who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. Or not.
Sticky Label
I knew from the moment I first saw you that you were an epic ringpiece. You're like a shit version of MoT or Gmos.
Psycho Chomp
You look like a paperclip salesman and have a fucking stupid name, other than that you should stick to being the coolest person on QotW. What an accolade!
Kersal Missive
I was always reasonably respectful to you on here, despite you being a mentalist and extremely rude to me OFFLINE! You look like Anne Frank in her final hours, although being a young girl Anne Frank probably didn't have a bush like a brillo pad.
cr3
Most people's faces have something at the bottom, we call it a chin. Get one, now. I am genuinely sick of hearing about your life, being a supergeek is like being Stephen Hawking, respect where its due but don't get cocky, you're still a mongling.
Amorous Badger
You've seem intent on sucking the life out of b3ta and feeding it to WW.
Lion cake
Gazzed me this:
'If you're as much of a dickhead IRL as you were on /talk then you should seriously consider flouncing out of real life.
One last point, if you do kill yourself DONT LEAVE A NOTE!
Wormulus
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WormuIus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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Ha ha.I've come off rather well from that, I think.
Also, what is steampunk?
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Although, I'm rather hurt by the clothing remarkas I seem to remember us dressing somewhat similarly. Still, big penis and all that.
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I'm not fat.That's the worst insult I've ever had on here. Well done.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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That's quite a list.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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Pfft :Dmine was actually perfect and this thread made me laugh the most of posts this year.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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I'm printing this off, framing it and hanging it on the wall next to a picture of Wormulus.Just like they do in North Korea.
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Well done, here.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Wow, I think I came off quite well there, thank's mate =)(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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I do actually look a bit like a rapist scarecrow to be fair :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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He says it like it's a bad thing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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Do use all a favour and...... Carradine.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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Epic Flounce.That is all.
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Epic spiteI am in awe.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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FLOUNCE UP THE JAMFLOUNCE IT UP
TILL THE BEAT IS FLOUNCING
EVERYBODY ON THE FLOUNCE FLOOR
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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You terrible fucking loser.(
Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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i fucking love you've been framed(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 0:00,
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Can I be on here, aswell?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:15,
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all those months you thought I had you on ignoreI just tuned you out because you were too dull to talk to
SORRY!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:07,
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