so i went to the beach today and saw a lot of jail bait topless and in thongs
and in an hour i´m off for some argentinian steak nombnomnom

how did you spend your day you overweight, f5 friendly internet users?
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

Tesco value JMG?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I'd say more Asda Smartprice

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

No frills...

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Netto.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Aldi

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Lidl

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Spar

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

Happy Shopper

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Nesa local

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

Londis

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

haha ok you win!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

WOO!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

I grow my own

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Don't flatter him.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

I spent my day not being a paedophile.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

what about the other 364 days?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Which specifically?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

nicely done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

You did the exact opposite to Friz then.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Go easy, he's having a hard time at the moment.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

did someone steal his student mcdonalds card?

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

Okey Dokey.
What's caused this period of firmness?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

Nah I really don't care about Friz at all.
I wish he was *blank*
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

Resumes...
Shut up Friz, fat face etc...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

time on
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

is 'smathels' one of your accounts too?

( well, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

touch lesbians?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

watching the Ashes
crappy england
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

It's tighter than a gnat's chuff right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

MONTYMONTYMONTY
TENSE!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

YES!
COME ON MONTY!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Copious amounts of fucking
whilst you sat around getting sand in your cock.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

i didn´t get any in my cock you idiot
sand only goes in vaginas!

... oh wait
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

now now ...
you know the first rule of talking about sex on the internet.

If you talk about it, it didn't happen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

yeah, but in comparison to being a massive paedo lech on the beach
desperately twisting to cover up the stiffy you've got from some under-17 32B's, for fucks sake, rubbing your boner in the sand in a horrible grainy frotting so that the chafing detracts from the revulsion you feel about yourself, man, that's just wrong.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

That's a bit harsh.
'massive'?
He can't help being big boned
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

playing internet poker with fake money
and going to sainsbury's. I feel much cleaner than you should.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Did you keep going:
"well I wouldn't usually call that but it's not real money so I might as well."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

I've never played for real, so I only know the "not real money so might as well" method

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

i used to play on gamespy
i was all the addicted when i was a student
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

I'd call you a nonce but you have me on ignore.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

JackAction says you're a nonce
you fucking nonce.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)