Sigh. I knew I should've waited.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6474047
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)

Madagascar is great film.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)

This is the series on nickelodeon.
"The penguins from Madagascar".
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)

i've seen the ending about 200 times
that's with no exaggeration

now the 'i like to move it, move it' song is likely to cause me to erupt into a psychotic rage
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)

Are you in public right now?
Or with a group of people?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)

yeah, i'm at work
please note, seeing the lyrics written down will not induce the same effect and i'm not likely to watch a video
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)

Damn.
Tomorrows papers won't be quite as interesting now...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)

that's got nothing to do with either this thread or the last one
and it's dull as fuck. Why are you telling us this? It isn't even amusing.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)

It was something to say. Wasn't it.
And I couldn't be bothered to think up something else to post in this one seeing as how that post was only seconds old.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)

what you do, right
is you wait for a moment. Just wait, until something pops into your head. BUT HOLD IT. Don't start typing yet. Think it through. Is it funny? Is it interesting? Are you sure? Ok, start typing.

Got it down? Cool, nice. WOAH WOAH WOAH KIDDO, hold the fucking horses, don't hit ENTER yet. Read it back. Really, read it again. Is it still funny? Did you spell all the words correctly? Are you sure? You're still fucking wrong, just hit the red X and fuck off, you prick.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)

You're on fire today.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)

Ha. Fuck off I'll do as I please.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO BE DULL!
DOWN WITH ENTERTAINING INTERNET!
BAN JOKES AND INTERESTING STORIES!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)

Who wants to be entertaining all the time?
They soon become dull and tiresome.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)

That Glued Eeel...
..he always makes me sigh 'Oh no, not another witty aside in another otherwise dull thread'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)

I'd rather be average with a few outbursts of wit than forcibly funny all the time so that nothing stands out.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)

You're halfway there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)

Prezactly.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)

This is why we get endless threads of people saying 'alright'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)

I don't take part in those.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)

right. Ok.
you are aware that you've just said it's actually better to be shit than good, aren't you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'm sure I used the word average.
Not shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)

OK
You said it was better to be average than good, then. Same odds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)

I don't think he's thought it through MB.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'm not needy enough to be desperate to be known as funny.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)

No, you're not funny enough to be known as funny.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)

but you are just dull and tiresome anyway.
why not be entertaining occaisionally as well?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)

The same could be said about 95% of users on here.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)

so, you are a sheep as well as dull and tiresome..
BAAAA! BAAA!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)

I love you.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)

slut

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)

I came to the party a little late here.
I'm just glad someone has already said what needed to be said. Not about Madagascar being a great film.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)

And you've got a head like a lego man.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)