OH GOD THERE'S A FUCKING HOMEOPATH ON BREAKFAST NEWS AND I WANT TO STAB HER SO VERY VERY BADLY

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:40, archived)

Oh brilliant, and rather than get in a proper doctor to tell her to shut the fuck up
they've got her debating with a telegraph columnist who doesn't know anything about it at all.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BBC? Get Ben Goldacre in STAT.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:41, archived)

have they brought out the cherokee hair tampons yet?

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:46, archived)

Killing spree at great speed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:47, archived)

This has given me a right case of the early morning rage.
I'm actually considering writing to Points of View or Speek you're branes.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:56, archived)

Now be fair, at least the torygraph hack said she thought it was a load of old bollocks.
At least I think that's what she said, I wasn't paying that much attention to her face to be honest.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:58, archived)

Her argument was rubbish though.
It was basically "I've heard it's all a but daft and I'd not try it personally".

Which is all just subjective personal opinion BOLLOCKS when the woman next to her was saying "OVER 100 SCIENTIFIC STUDIES HAVE SHOWN HOMEOPATHY WORKS AND I'M NOT A MONEYGRABBING MURDERWHORE". It can't have been too hard to find a proper doctor who knows what he or she is talking about to sit next to her tutting and then say "I'm sorry, everything you've just said is lies, you moneygrabbing murderwhore".
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:09, archived)

Well, Shipman's not available any more.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:11, archived)

ALSO:
www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/forms/

Tell the silly sods what you think.

I'm currently in the procress of drafting a 'I expect a higher standard of debate from the BBC' type complaint.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:15, archived)

Dip your knife in some water
pour a single drop of that water into a jug of pure water, then hit the jug.
Then pour a single drop of that water into a new jug of pure water, then hit that jug.
Repeat about ten times.
Then gather all the jugs up and push them up her silly fucking nose.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:47, archived)

Mmmmmmm jugs.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:49, archived)

Will you be my new dad?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:52, archived)

I fucking love you.
Let's go out and kill some quacks.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:58, archived)

Can we burn some witches too?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 7:59, archived)

Simple way to shut up a homeopath.
'So, in essence what you're saying is, if you drink a glass of seawater you could cure ANYTHING'.

And watch the argument fall apart.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:03, archived)

Or you could just hit them in the face with a spade.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:05, archived)

I can't dispute this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 8:08, archived)