One more thing before I leave forever
Baldmonkey is a liar, a thief and I have reason to believe he is a sex pest.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)

oh ok, baldmonkey's hacked your account

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)

No way
It's way too stupid to work out my password.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)

can you stop behaving like a woman and jsut tell us what he did?
plz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)

He called me a cunt in front of my children
I called him up on it and he punched a hole in a partition wall in my house in temper. It sort of escalated from there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

I hope you sternly made him repair it immediately

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

that'll do it
baldmonkey IS a fucking prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

ban baldmonkey!
if we can have a trade i chose twohats, ban baldmonkey!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

he's not twohats anymore

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

sorry Two Hats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)

can't you just fuck and get it out of your systems?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

Pics or GTFO.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

Oh man if that's true this whole thing is even funnier than it was originally.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

This ^
Their mum's will be stepping in soon to make sure that they swap back all their action figures and mega drive games.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

it sounds a bit like balders really is a bit of a spastic,
temper issues or something
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

i have no idea if this is true
but i can well believe that baldmonkey is a massive prick so it seems possible
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

Is he as fat, spasticated and ballbag as we he looks in videos?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

No, just taller

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

but is he a baller?
and WHY would you touch his wife inappropriately? doesn't she have enough to deal with?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

dude maybe she turned to the kindly sympathetic gentleman in despair

( sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

If you were married to him, wouldn't you?
But no, this didn't happen. He's totally exagerrating.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

exaggerating eh? so something DID happen...?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)

No

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

you said exagerrating, what did you do taht he exagerrated?
did you tell her she had nice tits?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

attracted to his fine millinery attire

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

You were the one swearing.
I only called you a cunt to demonstrate how inappropriate it was.
In my book "shit" and "wanker" ARE just as bad in front of kids.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

Bollocks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

that's probably pretty bad in front of kids too
and stop touching his wife
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

that is some tremendous sounding logic, tell us more!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

I wish I could believe for just even a second.
That this isn't some massive set up.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

i mean it sounds likely, it sounds like the sort of shitcunters the fat ballbag might do but i mean,
why would two hats even go over his house in the first place? who would do that? and i mean, i dunno, it just doesnt seem likely. i want to believe balders is a prick irl tho, i would just rather know that than that he is just a dull prick online doing dull set ups like this oh man
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

but they HAVE been to each other's houses, to do that music thing they spack about all the time.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)

oh rite, i never click on balders links, i did a few a while back but they just werent good
so they have history so it could be real, i mean more likely than if they'd no history i guess
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

Do you think it is somehow revenge for when he went a bit mental online the other day?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)

in what sense? not sure i follow

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

I don't really know I'm just trying to get inside the mind of a mental.
I was thinking this could all be a set-up and in baldmonkey's head that makes us all cunts for believing it somehow.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

This is the build up for the release of their album.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

Don't you see? To rise above it, he sunk lower

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

and then punched the wall like some sort of autism who didnt get what he wanted

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

this is JMG's fault

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

fucks sake jammers

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

what a cunt, fucken JMG
world's worst cupid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

that's like using nuclear weapons to show how bad conventional bombs are.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

I've heard your book was shit and you are a wanker.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)

I've changed my mind
Leave now, BM is our messiah how dare you speak ill of him
( M o D, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)

CAN I HAVE YOUR HATS, GODDAMIT

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)

They're all yours

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

thank you very much
I shall wear them one at a time, in deference.
( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

But you're my favourite one
:(
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

Out of me and Baldmonkey?
That's like saying you prefer cream in your coffee over rabbit excrement. But thank you Edd.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

Ban baldmonkey! Kepp twohats!
Twohats for pres!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

i don't like coffee so you can both jump in there for all i care.
OH GO ON. and post pics.
( sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)

Two bald men in a massive cup of coffee?
kinky binky!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

balders is a good bloke when he's not spasticating out like a cat tied to a firework

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT.
i didn't know you were capable of this FRISBEE behaviour.
( sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

NOT HAVING THIS. People are turning on me over this.
Enough insinuations.
Here is what happened:

My family and I went to Two Hats' for dinner on Tuesday night with him and his family.
During the course of the evening Two Hats kept swearing in front of my children. I didn't like it. I asked him to stop.
When he didn't I lost my temper.
There was an argument. We left.
Despite repeated accusations by text, gaz and phone, I DID NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM HIS HOUSE.
Moreover, if anyone is a sexpest, it's him, according to my wife. I'm willing to overlook this though. He was a bit drunk.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

haha, you mad thieving cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

oh man, this is just like Lennon and McCartney

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

HUH! It was you that swore in front of MY kids you prick!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

And I wasn't drunk, you idiot

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

You were shit faced.
Even your wife was apologising for you.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)

THAT IS BULLSHIT
I had like 4 glasses of fucking wine.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)

oh man, best thread ever, so glad i signed up now
might donate cos o this
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

TICK

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

don't think i need to flounce now, this is the biznez

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

I'm compelled to believe you as you're not a flood posting needy autism.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

did you set anything on fire?

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

I believe Two Hats.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

but you guys were fine on wednesday werent you?

( sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

Tried to be. Tried to not let it matter.
But a certain CUNT won't let it lie.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

I sent you a message saying it didn't matter
It was you that kept it going.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)

You know you both look tremendously pathetic right now though don't you?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)

did you repair the hole in the wall?

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

I can come round and torch the whole fucking room if he likes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

Oh. more threats of violence, really classy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)

You say that as if, at one point, baldmonkey made you think he had class.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)

Well he's always going on about burning shit, it gets tiresome

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

I imagine being friends with a spastic can be difficult at times.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

I think I speak for everyone when I ask this question
What did you have for dinner?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

oh god yes

( sleepybinky, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)

It was sweet and sour chicken
my own recipe. It's actually very nice.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

Cool, with rice?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)

Yeah
Cooked in turmeric to make it yellow, then put each portion into an egg ring to make it look a bit more interesting than usual. Then some thinly sliced green pepper on top for garnish. Looked really nice.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

You should invite me round for dinner, I'm a bit sweary but I don't punch walls.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

You'd probably do some wife groping though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)

You're more than welcome
Just don't swear and punch...oh, you already said you wouldn't. Yeah, cool.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)

Have you got anything left to steal?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)

Ha, barely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)

Just post on offtopic instead
bm can't go there and people can pop in and say hello etc.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

yeah its where the cool kids hang out

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)

his wife

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)

His dignity until he started arguing with baldmonkey online.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

did balders eat it all?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

Ha...yeah, and the rest
He eats like a fucking pig
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)

Perfect response

( WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)

where did he touch your wife balders?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

show us on this doll

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

This is a fucking lie
And I'm not saying anything more about this. BM knows the truth.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

was it flange or boob?
I reckon baldmonkey's mrs has sandpaper flaps
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

god i wish i could tell if this was all for real real and not just for play play
but i just cant tell i just cant :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

I think you need to mediate

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

i think we all need to get on some chat room where we can do it live

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

You should get Fouricci to do it.

( WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)

yeh totally gonna believe you're the good guy in this, well believable

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

this is clearly one big jape

( likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

I WANT IT TO BE REAL

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

This is how Personality Horse will storm the charts
With DRAMA
( Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

I GO OUT FOR AN HOUR AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
I'm disappointed with you all, on a GUEST COMIC day too
( Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

YOU UPSET THEOBAN YOU BASTARDS!
*punches a hole in the wall*
*writes CUNT next to it*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

Your poor hand

( Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)

Oh, thanks Theo
Can someone sponsor me please? Go to the EXCELLENT alexcomex.tumblr.com/ where you will find a guest comic by me, and there's a link to my donation page. Thanks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

can we re-open the "internet meet-ups" QOTW again?
I think this should win the compo.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)

:)
( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)

Don't leave TH he's just a fat ballbag.
Message sent from my blueberry.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)

Sorry MMPS, but he's a total prick
Message sent from my grapefruit
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)

I'd fuck baldmonkey's wife while his kids watched

( likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)

shouting words of encouragement

( likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

Or you could fuck the wall whilst punching the wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

In summary two spastics from the internet got drunk and had an argument.
Please correct me if I've got this wrong.
( WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

with extra wife touching and wall punching

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

Personally I don't care if Two Hats leaves or not
I don't think I've ever noticed anything he's posted.
On the other hand I find that I'm forced to notice baldmonkey's tedious shit.

Swings and roundabouts for me really.
( WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

you forgot the food

( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)

It's a bit wrong yeah, sec.
from the internet
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)

and I posted in this thread too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)

I was here the very next day

(Tricity Bendix, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)