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Don't you find that most people who "turn to god"
do so because they've run out of humans who will talk to them
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:16,
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they have run out of options in life
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$$, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:18,
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without wanting to invoke /r/atheism
vocal christians are utter simpletons
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:20,
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nice
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$$, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:17,
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That poor tattoo artist, he's got to live with his canvas acting in this way
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drimble Great trousers, made by b3tans, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:20,
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It looks like he's just done it himself in the mirror.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:27,
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tattoo artists surely have some of moral code, right?
Like asking "are you aware this will completely fuck up your life?" before inking someone's face.
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Grrrmachine your existence is still meaningless, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:40,
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"I want a tattoo that captures the spirit of this hat"
Say no more, m8
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:45,
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There's a wally that comes into my local on the rare occasion and he's got a full Maori facial tattoo. It's been covered and redone several times, so if he's more than about 3 meters away it looks like he's blacked up.
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Slippery Mick, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:28,
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He's got a point though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:27,
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That god owns the rainbows?
that's true, I suppose
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:32,
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I think he meant point as in his willy lol
lol
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$$, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:34,
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hahaha
oh man, that is
rich!
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:36,
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You'd have thought an omniscient, transcendental being would be aware of other uses of the rainbow,
and pick a less contentious symbol for His followers to unite behind.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:36,
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a bit of wood with his son nailed to it, that's what I'd use
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:40,
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I think you might be on to something, there.
A bit grim, perhaps, but no one else is using it. Good job there's nothing in the Bible about graven images, too.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02,
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i am getting Over £80 per hour working from home with 2 kids at house. I never thought I would be able to do it but my best friend earns over £9185 a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Heres what I've been doing........
www.MaxWage70.Com
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33,
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whoa hold on a minute
I've just spotted that CarolGlade is getting paid over £98.91 per hour
those MaxWage70 bastards are ripping me off
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:35,
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lol gutted
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$$, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:38,
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"Uneducated followers of the media nites"?
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33,
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yeah
Come on m8, everyone knows what the media-nites are
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:39,
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Don't want to end up reading the times.
Woah oh the media nites
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Graham Coxon out of Blur, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02,
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Imma read Harry Potter instead
better innit
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15,
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The only Potter book I've read was Deathly Hallows.
It was rubbish.
Fittingly, the only book of the Bible I've read is Revelation. I didn't like that, either.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:19,
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Well it's no good just reading the last one, is it
They're alright. The boys enjoyed having them read to them. Amusingly, my oldest hated the films because they're not as good.
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:24,
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I'd been watching the films with my other half, thought I'd get ahead and find out the ending by reading the last book
(mainly to confirm that the "Harry is a horcrux and has to get himself killed" twist was as I'd suspected).
I didn't have kids at the time, so I really had no business reading the books, but I'd enjoyed taunting a colleague with my "Snape kills Dumbledore, but it's all part of the plan and he turns out to be a hero" prediction, earlier, so wanted to check if I was right. On reflection, guessing the plot twists is a story for children isn't really much of an achievement.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:34,
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The B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) is an *Ancient* book written roughly 2500 years ago by lots of different people then translated over and over again, edited, re edited and so on for millennia.
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tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15,
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Ancient Aliens are to blame for everything.
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monster munch - it's cheeseburgers, all the way down, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:22,
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goodness me
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manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:16,
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He's quite the package, isn't he
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Two Hats when you were partying I studied The Blade, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:18,
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they should have put the picture further down the article
having it at the top ruins the comic timing
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manolith - It must be some kind of cave bat, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:16,
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