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Don't you find that most people who "turn to god"
do so because they've run out of humans who will talk to them
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:16, archived)
they have run out of options in life

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:18, archived)
without wanting to invoke /r/atheism
vocal christians are utter simpletons
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:17, archived)
That poor tattoo artist, he's got to live with his canvas acting in this way

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:20, archived)
It looks like he's just done it himself in the mirror.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:27, archived)
tattoo artists surely have some of moral code, right?
Like asking "are you aware this will completely fuck up your life?" before inking someone's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:40, archived)
"I want a tattoo that captures the spirit of this hat"
Say no more, m8
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:45, archived)
There's a wally that comes into my local on the rare occasion and he's got a full Maori facial tattoo. It's been covered and redone several times, so if he's more than about 3 meters away it looks like he's blacked up.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:28, archived)
He's got a point though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:27, archived)
That god owns the rainbows?
that's true, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:32, archived)
I think he meant point as in his willy lol
lol
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:34, archived)
hahaha
oh man, that is rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:36, archived)
You'd have thought an omniscient, transcendental being would be aware of other uses of the rainbow,
and pick a less contentious symbol for His followers to unite behind.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:36, archived)
a bit of wood with his son nailed to it, that's what I'd use

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:40, archived)
I think you might be on to something, there.
A bit grim, perhaps, but no one else is using it. Good job there's nothing in the Bible about graven images, too.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02, archived)

i am getting Over £80 per hour working from home with 2 kids at house. I never thought I would be able to do it but my best friend earns over £9185 a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.

Heres what I've been doing........ www.MaxWage70.Com
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
whoa hold on a minute
I've just spotted that CarolGlade is getting paid over £98.91 per hour
those MaxWage70 bastards are ripping me off
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:35, archived)
lol gutted

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:38, archived)
"Uneducated followers of the media nites"?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:33, archived)
yeah
Come on m8, everyone knows what the media-nites are
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 9:39, archived)
Don't want to end up reading the times.
Woah oh the media nites
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:02, archived)
Imma read Harry Potter instead
better innit
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
The only Potter book I've read was Deathly Hallows.
It was rubbish.

Fittingly, the only book of the Bible I've read is Revelation. I didn't like that, either.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:19, archived)
Well it's no good just reading the last one, is it
They're alright. The boys enjoyed having them read to them. Amusingly, my oldest hated the films because they're not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:24, archived)
I'd been watching the films with my other half, thought I'd get ahead and find out the ending by reading the last book
(mainly to confirm that the "Harry is a horcrux and has to get himself killed" twist was as I'd suspected).

I didn't have kids at the time, so I really had no business reading the books, but I'd enjoyed taunting a colleague with my "Snape kills Dumbledore, but it's all part of the plan and he turns out to be a hero" prediction, earlier, so wanted to check if I was right. On reflection, guessing the plot twists is a story for children isn't really much of an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:34, archived)
The B.I.B.L.E (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) is an *Ancient* book written roughly 2500 years ago by lots of different people then translated over and over again, edited, re edited and so on for millennia.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:15, archived)
Ancient Aliens are to blame for everything.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:22, archived)
goodness me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
He's quite the package, isn't he

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 10:18, archived)
they should have put the picture further down the article
having it at the top ruins the comic timing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 11:16, archived)