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# that rope needs to be much tighter
i'm pissed off today, there are bees in my house!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I like my room like I like my women...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# dank, dismal and smelling faintly of mushrooms and piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Dark and filled with gently humming electronics?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# I meant covered in bees,
but these suggestions are good too
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# i don't know if anyone's told you
but Candyman wasn't a porno
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# what's wrong with bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# they freak me out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# We saved a bee the other day. Big, fuck off bumble bee it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# those are the buggers i've got here
bigger than my thumb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I heard once that bumble bees can't sting.
I have no idea if it's true though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Not true at all, if you believe wikipedia.
"Queen and worker bumblebees can sting, but unlike a honey bee's, a bumblebee's stinger lacks barbs, so they can sting more than once."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# cunning fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# me neither
but getting stung really hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I thought that too, then one stung me.
I had just accidentally squashed it though. Sorry, bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I hope that you have not harmed them.
bees are endangered don't you know? Humanity will starve if the bees go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# i haven't harmed them
i've screamed like a sissy twat and flapped a teatowel at one and caught another one under a glass, but i haven't hurt them.
if you hurt them, their mates come and get you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
starve
have to rely on bats instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)