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# so
you're saying we need anaglypta?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:30, archived)
# I'm saying we need to strip it all off and go back to paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Strip off and wear body-paint?
I'm game!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# chocolate body paint
is fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# who said anything about chocolate?
i'm talking about straight body-paint. i want a crocodile on my man-bits.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# if you do
i want pics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I AM GOING TO DO THIS
Dunno when but I will.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I just copied and pasted your signature and
look what I got! WARNING: Horrible picture, NSFA unless you're a doctor. image-challenge.nejm.org/#08032006
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# That was....
....unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# that site is rather fun
just had a go at guess the diagnosis, i'm quite good at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Isn't it awesome!
I got Ehlers Danlos Syndrome right...and all the rest wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# that'll take ages!
you know there's about 6 layers on there, including the bits of woodchip that you couldn't get off when you moved in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# You're not wrong.
Actually you wouldn't believe this house. There is carpet on top of carpet up the stairs. I wish I was joking. When we did the bathroom there were 5 layers of lino under the carpet tiles, each one more tasteful than the last. We could have lived with the bottom layer if it wasn't in such a state.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# that's always the way, isn't it?
my living room is done in white chocolate, took 5 coats to cover up the horrendously floral old lady wallpaper that the last tenant put up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# And why do they paint over the doorhandles,
so you have to sit there all day vainly trying to chip it out of the screw heads with the sharpest implement you can find before you can get the damned things off...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:52, archived)
# the yellow ceilings were the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# The near BLACK ceiling I had to paint over once was the worst.
It took about four coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)