From space?
I'd vote for this
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:36,
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"Since the dawn of time, humans have wanted to kill other humans from space. The Bible's full of it. Indeed, to this day, many committed Christians believe that only an orbital death ray can make them worthy companions of God."
- Warren Ellis
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:43,
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"Since the dawn of central heating, humans have wanted to hold their finger against a radiator until it hurts and they have to quickly pull their hand away and flap it about, saying 'ow!' "
- er, me
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:11,
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