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# I just saw this in the sandwich shop and thought of you...
Goatse lives on!!


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(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Beauty is truth, truth beauty-
that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Yeah but that's bollocks, isn't it.
I mean, it's true that you might already have cancer. That's not beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Mine is.
I put lipstick on her every day.
And then I kiss her.
And then I spend the rest of the day trying to persuade the nurses to turn the other patients' tellies down. Between coughing up blood and lapsing into comas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I just did an image search for "cancer".
I fear you're right.

Though "cancer cell" brings back some slightly prettier results.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# true dat
although seeing as the earth and cosmos is constantly consuming itself........everything seems to be in order:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# OH, die in a fucking fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# looks like a record, to me...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I haven't wheeled this out in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry, i was only trying to share the fun
:-(
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Try being less shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Tell that to your momma
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I am slain by your wit.
You win.

Edit: I'm a right grumpy git today, I'm sorry. Not all that sorry. But a little bit sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Tenuous goatse references are a bit old had, old bean.
Sorry. Come back three years ago and try again then.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Fair enuff
I'll sod off :-)
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# No, no, no, no.
Don't do that. Everyone angers /board now and again; it means nothing, really. Just lay off the tenuous goatses.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hehe no worries
ill stick to reading the newsletter - although im not sure ill ever get tired of tenuous goatses :-)
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)