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# I for one welcome our revolting chickpea-based overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I thought I was alone in hating 'dips'
Salsa is my one concession to that dark world
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Homemade salsa.
Mmmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# my homemade guacamole is ace (if I do say so myself)
largely because it contains no mayonnaise, that filthy product of the devil's own cock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# o_0
What do you have with chips, then???

Strictly speaking, it shouldn't be mayo, it should be Fritesaus. That stuff is truly ambrosia.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I hate those dip selction packs
they are full of horrid preservatives and glossing agents

but fresh dips are fine, and that includes the Hummus and teh Taramasalatatastatas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# It's the suspicious 'white' one that alleges it's content to be sour cream,
but has the taste and consistency of Tetrion.

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# what is Tetrion?
also: b3ta.com/board/10005726
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# It's like an outdoor Polyfilla (i.e. something not for Human Consumption)
also: and yes, the one near Southampton, well - more New Forest, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
#
memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Tetryon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I'd add a nice Tzatziki to that list...
And maybe a sour cream and chive or similar...

But hummus is the foulest substance known to humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:27, archived)