Hah! Telegraph headline:'Flights cancelled by volcanic ash: what are your rights?'
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:08,
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Daily Mail Headline:"MUSLIM ASYLUM TERRORISTS BLOW UP VOLCANO, CAUSING CANCER AND LOW HOUSE PRICES"
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:11,
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