When I become Democratic Leader For Life I want you to be my home secretary
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:19,
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I humbly accept.
Right, where's my to-do list?
1. Introduce the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast
2. Free corsets for the under-fives
3. The abolition of Simon Cowell
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:23,
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I propose a 100% Simon Cowell tax on all instances of Simon Cowell
and an orbital death ray
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:24,
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How could I have forgotten the Ion Cannon???
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 15 Apr 2010, 12:29,
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