I've never bothered to read his column beforeHe's a lardy ball of impotent rage isn't he? I imagine him banging away at his keyboard desperately trying to reach the vitriol cum-shot before his head explodes like on 'Scanners'
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spesh.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:24,
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Tabloid Watch make the pointthat all he does is regurgitate Mail stories and say "You couldn't make it up" at the end.
Even ones that turn out to be made up.
(Even ones that turn out to be made up.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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True dat.The comments on his column make great reading though - because he covers a few different issues, you get a mind numbingly stupid comment about a volcano followed by a mind numbingly stupid comment about a family on benefits.
it's like the twat-o-tron crossed with the LHC.
(it's like the twat-o-tron crossed with the LHC.
spesh.,
Fri 16 Apr 2010, 10:36,
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