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[challenge entry] A daily occurrence

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(SarkyStu, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I had a poster with a similar joke on
3 - fuck is that the exit?
2 - squeeze into space
1 - brake sharply
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# oh yes
you forgot to add on the last one "and cause a lorry to brake so hard it nearly jack-knifes"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# That term always makes me giggle when I hear it on the news
Dunno why.

Perhaps 'cause I'm a simpleton.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# a "shed load" always makes me guffaw
for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# hehe
it is a term now solely used for lorries rather than actual jack-knives
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Cos it reminds you of the phrase "at it like knives," maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# "Don't sniff the lines" ?
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)