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# My old man was around today.
he seems quite excited by this whole volcano thing. Was telling me how his car is full of dust but he could not understand how we had clear blue skies. I explained to him that unless he lived on the coast of Norfolk he's not seen any volcano dust and all that is on his car is shit from the recent rain that's dried on the car.

'Are you calling Sky News a liar? I suppose you know better than them eh? Why do you think the planes can't fly? We are covered in volcano fallout...' etcetera.

I showed him this www.eumetsat.int/Home/index.htm and he just made the noises people make when they realise they have just been proven wrong but are not yet prepared to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# hehe
must be the fields (on fire) ;)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I spend my life making those noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
# are you sure
that's not just wind?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# I have it as my ringtone.
Unfortunately nobody calls me 'cos I'm a cunt, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# oh surely not?
I imagine that you are quite popular with the chess club?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I'm actually quite good at chess.
Though NOBODY I know can play it. Philistines. It's all high speed hedgehogs and getting coins out of snakes these days.

Or it was last time I looked. Some time in the nineties.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
# at least you don't support liverpool
;)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Ha ha, yes.
It's a good skill to have. It rides high on my CV in place of where there would be proper skills.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# :)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)