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(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# But can he dance like a Dodo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# give him some orange juice and find out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# am i the only one that is reminded of ice age when they see that advert?
just wanna kick it off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# give it a melon
it'll be too distracted to sing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I keep thinking
that right after the ad ends, the dodo looks around and realises the horrible truth : he's alone. Completely alone. His entire species went extinct hundreds of years ago. The only intelligent lifeforms in the area are the same ones that caused that extinction. And that, should he remain in the area, he may be killed and eaten, or captured and dissected.
There's also the side effects of being refleshed and reanimated. Without a constant supply of 5 Alive, his flesh will decay, trapping his soul within a foul-smelling chunk of rotting birdmeat.

It must suck to be a dodo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# your mind is truly disturbed, tribs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Look
It's not my fault advertisers don't think the plots to their ads all the way through. They don't consider the possible outcomes, the terrible consequences of their tampering with nature. Nor the Reanimator-esque portrayal of their 5 Alive protoblood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# i was going to accuse you of frankinstein-esque weirdness
but your use of the word protoblood has reminded me of my beloved kai
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# lexx and the giant lesbians or something wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# that was lyekka
she ate japan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# i remember japan
it was so nice in the summer, wait im thinking of jam, yes i like jam
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# and jam isn't full of japanese people
and possibly godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# i'm easily confused
i do like jam though :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:36, archived)
# i'm not so keen on jam
i like marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# where can i buy dodo meat?
i'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Given time, a cloning lab and a suitable DNA sample, Waitrose
"Surprise! We brought you back from the dead using the miracle of science, just so we could see what you taste like."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)