too late:(
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02,
archived)
Imodium was working on a new anti-diarrhoea medicine
but it got leaked.
This made their share price crash - the market fell out of their bottom.
Also, their staff don't play the lottery - they prefer the pools.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:12,
archived)