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# 'ello gorgeous


'Fancy a chase up the tree?'
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# i'd run up a tree if i saw that fucker coming after me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# But he's GORGEOUS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# you have very strange tastes, boris
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Phwoooooooooooooooar
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# i rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# "You could rest them on my fake knockers!"


I hope that becomes my stats quote.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# shitting fudgenuggets!
looks like michael macintyre in drag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# haha
good call.

i also found out how to make lily allen.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# needs more electrodes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Don't have any electrodes - sorry :(
But I do have this eel.



We could chuck him/her/it into the water and let the eel do him/her/it in.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# i approve of this plan.
make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# I shall do my best.
It may take some time but I shall do my best.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)