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# This is my cat, her name is Jules...
and we think she is due to have kittens soon. So I photoshopped a pic of her looking smug.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# she doesn't look smug, she looks alert.
be alert. your country needs lerts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:35, archived)
# DINOPOP!
that does it, i'm having my pear drop one RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Lollidrop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# yes
i am slurping on it as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I was refering to my clever merging of Sundrop and Lollipop.
But that works too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# ah, right
my lollipop has got little bits of paper bag stuck to it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# WTF?
is that? Cyber lollipop? Anal Probe?
(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Once you've bought one you can shove it up there if you like.
In the privacy of your own home though, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# Is it made with real dinosaurs?
Cos if its not!!! *shakes fist*
(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# That would be cruel.
It does contain real rainbow though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# anal lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# analollipop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# anallipop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# lol!..a nailpop
(sneaked another"o" in there...hope you don't mind:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# no, be aloof. we've already got plenty of lerts.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# i'm already aloof
it's easy when you live round here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:43, archived)
# She's looking pretty smug to me.

Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# well, she has every right to be
she's making kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Smug kittens, I bet

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# i like them because their tails stick up
but then they grow up to be cats and i don't like them any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I'm not so sure
I think she might be saying "RED WINE? WITH FISH!?"
(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:36, archived)
# might be worth getting her spaed after this
you'll save oodles on chardonnay and croissants
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Just think...
there might be 5 of the little posh smug twats roaming about going ya! ya!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha i remember a speccy game called ok yah!
i think it was a dude on a brief case shooting stuff, poor people probably
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# 'ello gorgeous


"Fancy a chase up the tree?"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:41, archived)
# i'd run up a tree if i saw that fucker coming after me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# But he's GORGEOUS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:42, archived)
# you have very strange tastes, boris
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Phwoooooooooooooooar
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
# i rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:50, archived)
# "You could rest them on my fake knockers!"


I hope that becomes my stats quote.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:53, archived)
# shitting fudgenuggets!
looks like michael macintyre in drag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# haha
good call.

i also found out how to make lily allen.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived)
# needs more electrodes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Don't have any electrodes - sorry :(
But I do have this eel.



We could chuck him/her/it into the water and let the eel do him/her/it in.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
# i approve of this plan.
make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)
# I shall do my best.
It may take some time but I shall do my best.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:16, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:12, archived)
# awwwww that is a fine looking cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)