If they question me, I'll claim that it's part of a guerilla marketing scheme.
For a Dark Crystal Soft Drink.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:37,
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they'll probably believe you
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:48,
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