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# Mummy, why is that man's pee pee in that other man's botty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Go sit down and watch Star Wars IV.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# That man's his daughter! wait... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Twice removed from 2 solar systems.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# b&
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# my girlfriend took her (then) 3 year old son to an art exhibition
not knowing it featured a Jake and Dinos Chapman creation of various pre-pubescents all melded together, including two melded in the 69 position. She still shudders at the thought of a shrill child's voice shouting, "EWWWW! MUMMY! TASTE OF WEE!!".
(twattybanjo, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)