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# ooh
where can i get a provisional drinking license?
fake ID just isn't my thing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)
# You need to pass the test
there's a written exam too, if you can write a legible sentence after 5 pints you pass. The hardest part of the test is the getting home part, if you reverse around a corner you fail, you need to get a taxi or call your mom.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:12, archived)
# and of course
the three point turn: Run to toilet, throw up, run back to bar, drink pint

repeat until out of pub.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)