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# i used to, purely because i always forgot about it
but then my microwave blew up, so now i have to remember or drink it cold.
*sips lovely hot tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# there is a wasp on the mirror right above my head
it's looking at me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# is it tying a napkin on
and holding a knife and fork and licking its lips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# no, it's just gone out of the window
coughing clouds of raid out of its lungs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# stripy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# they are
been stung on the arse and the end of the nose by the little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# did you lend it to Brianiacs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# no
my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# we always dread Mrs S's mum babysitting
there's always some uncanny accident to come back to such as a microwave door falling off, all the tv cables getting unplugged or the children being sacrificed to imhotep. That kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# another reason i'm glad i've never reproduced
just been shopping with mum, simply because i was bored. she did buy me a tub of skinny latte ice cream, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)