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Compo pearoast: English tea ceremony

...and so on

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Zuowan, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)

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TheOther, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)

I do this at least three times a day

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)

people microwave their tea? really?

surely thats breaking some laws

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)

Sanity, certainly.

Microwaved tea, indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)

it's just wrong

I knew an american guy who always used to microwave instant coffee and cold water

*vomits*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)

Frankly if I didn't then I'd only be drinking cold tea.

If there was milk or sugar in it I wouldn't, of course.

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Zuowan, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)

fuck

the Tea Gestapo are on to us

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)

no, I just thought it would stew it and make it undrinkable

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)

once it has been made and just gone cold

it is usually ok to reheat
the milk tends to get a bit maltier tasting each time, but sometimes its necessary!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)

microwaving tea? If there isn't a law, there ought to be

also, what I don't understand are people how put milk and the teabag in a cup first, THEN add boiling water....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)

pure laziness...

*embarassed grin*....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)

*shakes head* Freebs, Freebs, Freebs.... I'm very disappointed.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)

Now, go to your room and think about what you've done.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)

so I definitely shouldn't just waft the teabagaround in the cup for three seconds, squeeze it against the side of the cup and then serve?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)

Tea-Eggs are the way to go.

Nice leafy tea.

www.greenlife.co.uk/greenlife-direct/product/cha-cult-tea-egg/41447/

Nom nom nom

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)

I'm with Freebs on this

I've waited before replying so no-one will see

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)

now that ought to be against the law

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)

i used to, purely because i always forgot about it

but then my microwave blew up, so now i have to remember or drink it cold.
*sips lovely hot tea*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)

there is a wasp on the mirror right above my head

it's looking at me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)

is it tying a napkin on

and holding a knife and fork and licking its lips

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)

no, it's just gone out of the window

coughing clouds of raid out of its lungs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)

stripy fucker

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)

they are

been stung on the arse and the end of the nose by the little bastards!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)

did you lend it to Brianiacs?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)

my mum

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)

we always dread Mrs S's mum babysitting

there's always some uncanny accident to come back to such as a microwave door falling off, all the tv cables getting unplugged or the children being sacrificed to imhotep. That kind of thing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)

another reason i'm glad i've never reproduced

just been shopping with mum, simply because i was bored. she did buy me a tub of skinny latte ice cream, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)

Microwaved water

tastes disgusting, for some reason.

(shaurz, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 22:13, archived)

One you start sipping you should keep at it until all the tea is consumed...

leaving it is just inviting disaster!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)

putting the T in scientific, eh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)

Yep,

and re your Peter Ebdon thing, yes he does look like a baddie from a low budget 80's fantasy film :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)

he's freaking me out

but davis is playing a blinder today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)

This has always been my favourite of yours :)

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boris the spider, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)

ha ha cheers fella

Right it's a nice night I feel pub-o-clock is drawing close.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)

Yeah, but does it tile?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)