Drunk people are so stupidI was in a road in a car one afternoon, about 5pm and there was a guy walking along in the road (a one way street) so I just slowed down to a virtual full stop and edged along a few metres behind him, he turned around agog that I was behind him gave me an evil grin and started shouting, I can imagine he'd have been much happer had I beeped my horn at him, he'd have probably skipped out of the way but respected me as an agressive driver. Clearly he thought i was some kind of wuss or nonce stalking him and so as he started walking towards me it seemed the act of turning 180 degrees was all too much for him and he staggered off onto the pavement away from the road so I just drove on and gave him a little wave as I went by.
He seethed.
I laughed.
(He seethed.
I laughed.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:14,
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hahahahthese blokes weren't pissed (well they might have been, it was 2pm!) I only beeped them to let them know I was there, It was a bloody dual carridgeway as well, it was for their own good, they looked like they wanted to kill me!
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:17,
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With road rage too,a polite wave is usually good for all occasions.
hahahaha John Motson "and it got a bit TASTY there" I wonder if we'll here that same lovelt chant as on Saturday ;)
(hahahaha John Motson "and it got a bit TASTY there" I wonder if we'll here that same lovelt chant as on Saturday ;)
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:19,
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I missed thatwhat chant is this then?
I went for a wander round the town to find out where John Motson was drinking, couldn't find him though
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Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:22,
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I went for a wander round the town to find out where John Motson was drinking, couldn't find him though