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# uuuuummmm tasty!



Click here for amusing Catnip Pizza site
(kebab, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
I only just bothered myself to click the link, and it's not just a larger image it's a website! Worth clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)
# teehee
'It looks like a pizza, even comes in a pizza box, but it doesn't smell like a pizza... unless you are a cat!'

That has to be the daftest slogan ever
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Its a poo slogan, but it must work!

/edit untouched
(kebab, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:10, archived)
# that cat is fucked!
look at it's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:15, archived)
# it was just the flash
and it was drunk is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Where's its other leg?
It looks like a three-legged cat.
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)
# oooh
I never saw him lick his lips before! That's nice

crap uninteresting fact - my cat hated catnip
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Have you tried it on kittysmacks?
or crackdrops?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:03, archived)
# they weren't
Readily avaliable when my cat was allive, he was a bit of a bastard anyway so i think drugs of any kind would have just exacerbated his attitude

EDIT:I hate it when they boo the national anthems! That's not the sunderland people, that's the folks up from leeds (i know because I nearly knocked 4 down today, they were just walking really slow across the road, got pissed off when I beeped them!)
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Drunk people are so stupid
I was in a road in a car one afternoon, about 5pm and there was a guy walking along in the road (a one way street) so I just slowed down to a virtual full stop and edged along a few metres behind him, he turned around agog that I was behind him gave me an evil grin and started shouting, I can imagine he'd have been much happer had I beeped my horn at him, he'd have probably skipped out of the way but respected me as an agressive driver. Clearly he thought i was some kind of wuss or nonce stalking him and so as he started walking towards me it seemed the act of turning 180 degrees was all too much for him and he staggered off onto the pavement away from the road so I just drove on and gave him a little wave as I went by.
He seethed.
I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)
# hahahah
these blokes weren't pissed (well they might have been, it was 2pm!) I only beeped them to let them know I was there, It was a bloody dual carridgeway as well, it was for their own good, they looked like they wanted to kill me!
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:17, archived)
# With road rage too,
a polite wave is usually good for all occasions.

hahahaha John Motson "and it got a bit TASTY there" I wonder if we'll here that same lovelt chant as on Saturday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I missed that
what chant is this then?

I went for a wander round the town to find out where John Motson was drinking, couldn't find him though
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)
# this one
www.b3ta.com/board/985103
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)
# *ahem*
rate my kitten
please vote and leave comments!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh
how wonderful. I wasn't expecting that.
hehehehehehe blankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)
# blankeeeeeeeeeeet!
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:13, archived)
# rate feature
disabled :(
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)
# nooooo!
I managed to rate him
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:19, archived)
# my mistake
meant comment feature - oops
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:22, archived)
# oh yeah
I can't comment on him, there'll probably be loads of blankeeeeet comments!
(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)
#
rate my kitten
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)
# done

(Janie, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)
# A
10 without a doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Minor threadjack
Finally got around to putting up one of those "you`re nicking my bandwidth" pics.



Now all I need are some people to nick pics off my crappy site. There`s always a flaw in every plan :-(

Oh, and I had to rename it "leech" cos it started going nuts with the .gif extension. I`m sure someone will have problems now... Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:11, archived)
# That site was so scary to me...
...that I had to send it to all of my friends haha.
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:23, archived)
# "Meowsa!"
You gotta love a site like that!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 20:25, archived)