I usually have to make do with imitation jizz.Or 'porridge' as it's known.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 11:13,
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i bet you buy the ones with the bloke in a skirt on the front of the box.
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 11:27,
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Of course.It helps with the illusion
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Sun 25 Apr 2010, 11:32,
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As in "cock porridge"?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 25 Apr 2010, 12:17,
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