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[challenge entry] Sorry, it's shit.

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# thread deletion imminent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# I can't
I'm out of Vaseline.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
# I want a cheeseburger
am I the only person who right now requires a cheeseburger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:29, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:31, archived)
# I am eating the last taco right now (well, not the last one in the world, but the last one currently in my world)
I do not require a cheeseburger at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# I have quarter pounds of minced chuck
cheese and buns in the fridge.

And I don't eat meat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# do you inject it then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Given several hours the vital nutrients pass naturally through the skin
APPLY LIBERALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:40, archived)
# The ideal method is to wear a meatsuit while you sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# eww!
well, maybe just a meat hat and socks would do...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:46, archived)
# or
meat suppositories.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# It's for Mrs Egg
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# I don't want one.
Not even a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
# YOU CAN NOT HAS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 2:49, archived)