I always get pissedon the flight, by the time you get out on bail, the worst is usually over...
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Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:40,
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When the pilot says "This is Captain Smith in the cockpit"I like to shout "No! Not Captain Smith! Not Vodka Smith with the shaky hands/invisible friends/voices that only he can hear!" That livens things up no ends, and introduces a playful air to calm the nerves of those who are scared of flying.
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Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:42,
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I got a flight from prague onceThe captain was outside kicking the tyres - this is true
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Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:45,
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