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# I really don't want to evolve into a fleshy table.
How will I have sex?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Well
the head goes to what was the groin, so i think you'd probably just stay in your room
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Point taken.
My dance card will be full for years to come!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:32, archived)
# You'll have to get...
...one of those coffee table sex manuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:29, archived)
# What good will that do?
I'd have to be able to read through my mouse's ear!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)