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(Testicles just for you, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Defo..
Phone a freind!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:42, archived)
# "Hi Nick? Gordon here..."
"Gordon Brown... yes, I'm sure you've been expecting a call.
"spoken to Dave yet?
"Oh, you have? Well don't make any rash decisions; I just wanted to have a quick chat..."
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# "think you can run the country still?"
"no, I figured I'd kinda find out who was going to be in the firing line of the Greek tragedy that is going to hit the windmill tomorrow..""
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# surely not ask the audience
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# He just did, yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# so which of the 4 did they choose?
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Conservative by the look of it :(
CON 36.1%
LAB 29.0%
LD 23.0%
OTHERS 11.9%
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# was suicide not even an option?
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Not on my ballot paper!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# my ballot place had a little green pill next to the pen and lots of dead bodies everywhere
I thought this was normal
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:04, archived)
# YES. ALL IS VERY NORMAL.
CAST YOUR VOTE CITIZEN. THERE IS NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE. CAST YOU VOTE THEN YOU MAY GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# According to this man the option is in there already.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/england/8634801.stm
Just down the road from me.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I just looked at a link from a ex friend on facebook, BNP are calling for markers instead of pencils at polling stations
as they think people used rubbers, ahaha , straws and clutching at come to mind

Let's draw a swastika on Griffins head in marker
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Pffft.
The fact over 500,000 people agree with them makes me sad, scared and worried about humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Yes..
Scary indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 8 May 2010, 2:04, archived)
# ask the audience will result in D for sure



EDIT: *just spots joepesky's reply and feels stoopid*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# don't feel stoopid
we all know the answer is ' PHONE BENNETT '
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 0:58, archived)
# "don't shoot yourself in the head gordon, shoot yourself in the BAWLZ!!!"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I DON'T NEED THE BIGGOT GORDON
(JoePesky, Sat 8 May 2010, 1:02, archived)