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# excuse me
but i'm northern, have you ever seen me use such crude spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# It's not spelt crudely, it's simply a non standard representation of good, proper northern pronunciation.
Like what they do back 'ome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# they don't around here
i believe you're suffering from a surreal desire to embrace northern stereotyping, thus perpetuating myths such as all nothern men wear flat caps and race pigeons, whilst their wives wear rollers, floral pinnies and have blue-veined, blotchy legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Clearly your area isn't proper nothern.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# liverpool isn't northern?
true, i live half a mile outside the city limits, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# What scoucer in their right mind would pronounce "our" as a queen's english "ower"?
I'm from Bolton, and have but the mildest lancashire accent and I still say "are".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# you weren't brought up by my mother :(
she suffers from hyacinth bucket syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)