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# Minicrabs are dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 9 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# minicrabs killed my father
and raped my mother.
then they ate my brother and shat on my sister's bed. it was a bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Minicrabs once ate my sandwich

Really, there seems to be no end to their menace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 May 2010, 20:59, archived)
# they are pure bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I just saw every minicrab ever get run over by a Ford Orion.
It seems there is an end to their menace.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Let me guess, the Ford Orion was driven by medicrabs?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:38, archived)
# that's a GOOD day in our 'ouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# You guys had a HOUSE?

Lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Growing up in a windmill can't have been all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
our
are
Get your northernisms right laddo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# excuse me
but i'm northern, have you ever seen me use such crude spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# It's not spelt crudely, it's simply a non standard representation of good, proper northern pronunciation.
Like what they do back 'ome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# they don't around here
i believe you're suffering from a surreal desire to embrace northern stereotyping, thus perpetuating myths such as all nothern men wear flat caps and race pigeons, whilst their wives wear rollers, floral pinnies and have blue-veined, blotchy legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Clearly your area isn't proper nothern.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# liverpool isn't northern?
true, i live half a mile outside the city limits, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# What scoucer in their right mind would pronounce "our" as a queen's english "ower"?
I'm from Bolton, and have but the mildest lancashire accent and I still say "are".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# you weren't brought up by my mother :(
she suffers from hyacinth bucket syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I have just finished reading a great book on the North.
It was called Pies and Prejudice! It was grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Ay up whoop whoop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Cor blimey guv'nor!
Apples and Pears dahn the old Rub a dub Bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# It was a bit too nautical for my taste

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# MINICRAB!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# No,
minicrabs ARE your father.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# huzzah for signs


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 9 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I blame this government
or the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I blame that one.
or this one.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:29, archived)
# i got a dose of them once
when i fucked a midget.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It's the bloody minicrab drivers that piss me off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# There's a sign like that
outside a brothel near me
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 9 May 2010, 22:12, archived)