Many millions.
The first Jesuses were probably tree-dwelling and performed primitive miracles such as turning sticks into bananas.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 10 May 2010, 0:15,
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That wasn't a stick, and he didn't turn it into a banana.
It did have a curve in it though.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 10 May 2010, 0:16,
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they must have been bananas
you could hear thousands of them being peeled very rapidly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 May 2010, 0:18,
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