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# Witty.
Post-modern, even.

I was in the Tate a few months ago, and there was this video footage of a naked young lady (the 'artist', presumably) covering herself in red paint and feathers. There were several goatee beards standing in front of it 'Hmmm'ing.

I strode up to it with my friend, stood right in front of it, and, putting my hands firmly on my hips, declared 'Excellent!', and when it looped back to the beginning informed my friend that I was just off to the toilet, and should be back in 5 or 10 minutes. He told me that he didn't think my comments were being appreciated.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# i don't think i could stop myself from shouting
"WHAT A LOAD OF WANK"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Well, the young lady in question was actually relatively fit
So I was happy to just stand, watch, and get a happy tingle.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31, archived)