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# Horse Seam
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# The mind boggles.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# seams fine to me
:)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# What are you doing using feather you big mong?

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Polar bear cubs are fucking ace.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Very tasty with a blackberry jus!

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# HI HO SEAAAAAAAAAAAMS HORSE

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# bwahahahaha
win
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# runner-up
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Witty.
Post-modern, even.

I was in the Tate a few months ago, and there was this video footage of a naked young lady (the "artist", presumably) covering herself in red paint and feathers. There were several goatee beards standing in front of it "Hmmm"ing.

I strode up to it with my friend, stood right in front of it, and, putting my hands firmly on my hips, declared "Excellent!", and when it looped back to the beginning informed my friend that I was just off to the toilet, and should be back in 5 or 10 minutes. He told me that he didn't think my comments were being appreciated.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# i don't think i could stop myself from shouting
"WHAT A LOAD OF WANK"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Well, the young lady in question was actually relatively fit
So I was happy to just stand, watch, and get a happy tingle.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Literal lol.
8D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# You have turned the seamhorse concept on its head.
I am in awe and will never post another.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
#
Seamhorsze
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# HORSES!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# ooh
that would look good animated. A bit like those advertising hoardings that have 3 posters on them on triangular sections
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# oh yeah, you're right.
The original layers are long gone now though :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# i clearly win the compo
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I beg to differ....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# damn, i may be wrong
that is rather shit, touche.

EDIT: my secret weapon is to resize it tiny, then massive again to pixelate it, bwahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# It's all about compression....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I'd forgotten about Moon Man & Space Horse! Beautifully compressed.
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Nice variation.
I'll have to do one myself, eventually.
'click'
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I was going to do
Meme horse but I couldn't find enough source pics.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# srsly?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:36, archived)