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# Fuck, I have magic breasts.
I just spilt coke down myself, but my shirt isn't wet. What the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# there's a secondary tongue growing out of your chest
it licks up spills before they can wet your clothes. i thought everyone knew this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# JPEG PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Silicone is really water repellant.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:53, archived)