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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# All too true
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# I like your cat.
It is a sweet cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Humbug, on my profile?
He's a terrible poseur when anyone's around, especially with a camera.

Edit: Is asleep next to me, being cute.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Fuck, I have magic breasts.
I just spilt coke down myself, but my shirt isn't wet. What the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# there's a secondary tongue growing out of your chest
it licks up spills before they can wet your clothes. i thought everyone knew this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# JPEG PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Silicone is really water repellant.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# O hai z-axis!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# well, i have no job
as you can tell by the amount of time i spend on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# I have a job now
as you can tell by the very little time i spend on here
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# i'd like a job
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I haven't had a job for 3 months.
I have ingrowing spots now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:23, archived)
# i'm so bored, i just immaced my chin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha best comment today.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# i wish i was kidding
it feels like i've rubbed it with a cactus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Ah yes, protein eating enzymes are not good for the complexion.
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# i'm just glad i tested it on my chin
before trying to do my bikini line with it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Er, not on those areas please.
However, if you decide to go ahead, feel free to post a pic on here so we can judge the results.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 0:56, archived)
# i think i'll just leave the high-leg swimsuit out of my case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Whyy the hell did you immac your chin?
Are you secretly a man?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# no
like most of the women in my family, i get a tiny patch of hairs on one side of my chin. i've got a big party tomorrow night, i don't fancy getting called jafar all night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Genes do some strange things, just the odd tiny patch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# yep, it's weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Partaaaay!
Why don't you cover it up with a fake beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:13, archived)
# i may have to
it's gone quite red
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Best chatup line ever.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# sod it, time for bed
i've got to be up to babysit at 8.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:19, archived)
# 'night, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# G'night Smash
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 May 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Find a Job :D
www.jobsite.co.uk/
(herman:D, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Yo rare blud
dis /talk liek dat an well merk ya, get me?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# I beg your pardon, old bean?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# he said
"Yo rare blud
dis /talk liek dat an well merk ya, get me?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Oh, I see.
We had one once but the wheels fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 15 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# jobs are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 15 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Oddly enough
I made the greatest number of my posts from the office during a time when I was employed :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 15 May 2010, 2:18, archived)