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# Fucking hell!
Batten down the hatches! Everyone buy bottled water and bicylce clips!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# aren't you hiding under the desk anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
# yup, I'm trying to dismantle your webcam.
It's ever so safe here. I've got ten years' supply of elastic bands, plenty of fresh coffee and lots of big orange books to read.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You'll miss your flight

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# That's a risk
i'm prepared to take
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# we're not though
you're getting on that plane if we have to carry you to heathrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Who's this "we"
you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)
# that'd be telling
i'm going to get your lurker to distract you, then we'll jump you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)
# *looks around cautiously*
liar! she's sat at her desk at the other end of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# yeah, like i'm going to tell you when it's going to happen
it'll be a surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Ha.
I'm going to look scared/suspicious if she comes past now. Which will either make sense to her or none at all... She's still sat down. Phew!
*heart races*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)
# you should do t anyway
spend the next two days looking terrified every time she comes near you!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Ahhh an in joke ..
.. about some one you both know and I don't. How rude.

/withdraws
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)
# on the contrary
i've never met the lurker.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Two things concern me about that statement ...
Firstly that I got something wrong ..

Secondly "the lurker" ?!??!?!

/shivers
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)
# lurker = people who watch the board
but don't post. There's one over there
*nods in general direction of said person*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Ahh!!!!! Got ya ...
/sticks tongue out a scardey cat lurker

edit: how do you know they are there?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)
# because I work with her!
I'm trying to scare her out of the woodwork and Matt's trying to get her to kidnap me or something.
It's very complicated!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Nutters

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# You really are her stalker aren't you ???
Apologies .. I though you were only joking before

/most respectful
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# yes
i have spies tracking her at all times
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Bet she's chuffed about that !
And us talking about her as if she wasn't here.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# it's ok, i've got one of them to spill tea on her
so she's not looking now.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Your spies
are not as clever as you may think. They are also susceptible to bribes.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)
# She's a devious little tyke isn't she ?
Oppsss! She's looking. Damn!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)
# watch it you
I have powers that you know little of
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)
# this is true
but as soon as you've gone i'm gonig to tell him how to make tinfoil pants
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Ok ... leave me alone now please ... I'm still not a real welder

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)
# *fires up telekinetic powers*
take that!
(and party)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)
# pathetic ...
.. I only said I wasn't a real welder, not that I was a complete wuss.

Is that all you got ??? Pffffft
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I could
bore you to death.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)
# bet you can't ...
/yawns
/closes eyes
/stops breathing
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)
# she could you know
*frantically hopes this falls into the spaz*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)
# you should
know me better than that.
*zap*
ha! now you have no hair!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Now he's not much use as a mat(t)
/sorry
/coat
/taxi!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)
# i didn't have much to start with
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)
# what anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)
# surely you have more than enough for both of us?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Where are those welder's goggles ????

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)
# this is weird
it's like having a spazz threesome. i hope you've brought the shackles dear boy...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)
# But of course dear

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I'm going to start getting coy
soon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 16:01, archived)