If I can attract enough sponsorship,I'm gonna save British diving by utterly rejecting even the most basic potty training.
I'll push tubgirl back down into silver with my glittery slo-mo arc.
If only Asda'd answer my letters.
(I'll push tubgirl back down into silver with my glittery slo-mo arc.
If only Asda'd answer my letters.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:43,
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Their aisles are only yay high.So during my presentation I nearly broke my skull and barely left a puddle of drab liquid shit to land in.
But at least I did land in it. Skidded about 3ft. And I'll be out of the spinal clinic in time for the Olympics.
(But at least I did land in it. Skidded about 3ft. And I'll be out of the spinal clinic in time for the Olympics.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 16 May 2010, 0:48,
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