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# hehe
Nans are fuggin loons.

Mine famously said once, when we accused her of drinking to much
'I did NOT have tonic!'

She was pissed and this was at 10:20 am :)

Loon, total loon.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)
# My nan would always get her legs out at family dos.
Mad cockney granny.

Massive red bloomers.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Think my
nan has a spare set of legs. She gets about a bit she does.

Smashed her car into a tree and when da pooleese turned up she was sitting beside the car eating a picnic and drinking G+T.

"The police were very nice, although they made me take one of those breath test things".
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)
# My nan refuses to drive.
She simply hates the general public.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 15:57, archived)