Hey, I didn't get a break today. I had to admit loads of patients and then I had to catheterise this guy and then I came home and made a pizza and OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HANDS!
Thanks a lot Mu, you owe me a new pizza.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 20 May 2010, 2:17,
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If you hadn't made me realise this I could quite happily have eaten my pizza.
It is entirely your fault and I think you should apologise right now.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 20 May 2010, 2:23,
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Well, now I've just rubbed my penis all over it.
Should probably have done that before I put all that tabasco on.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 20 May 2010, 2:37,
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A week ago my flatmate told me
how much he enjoys rubbing deep heat on his balls. Now, either he's even more fucked up than I thought, or it's a cunning plan to get me to try it then laugh at me as I run to the shower bow-legged and whimpering.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 20 May 2010, 3:02,
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A little bit, sure. Ginger, maybe.
But Deep Heat? That's gotta hurt.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 20 May 2010, 3:04,
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