I thought there was
a distinct lack of knob jokes and drinking for a Simon Nye story :)
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Thu 20 May 2010, 13:26,
archived)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
wank-wankity wank wank
wank wank
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 20 May 2010, 13:33,
archived)